😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPES

LIFE IS HARD. RELATIVELY SPEAKING.

A collection of minor inconveniences, treated with the seriousness that they absolutely do not deserve.

Pat.Gripe First World Gripes Collection
😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE
#001

I POURED THE CEREAL BEFORE CHECKING THE MILK

The bowl is ready. The cereal is committed.

The milk carton contains approximately two tablespoons.
THERE IS NO GOING BACK.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL
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FULL GRIPE
PAT SAYS

This is why responsible adults conduct a milk inventory before cereal deployment.

😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE
#002

BOTH SIDES OF THE PILLOW ARE WARM

I flipped the pillow expecting the cool side and discovered that somehow both sides have betrayed me.
There is nowhere left to turn.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL
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FULL GRIPE
PAT SAYS

The cool side of the pillow is a basic human luxury.