Complaining about the little things so you don't have to..
A collection of old daily gripes. Because some complaints deserve to live forever.
The left lane is moving slower than the right lane. Nobody is passing anybody. We are simply traveling in a perfectly matched formation while traffic builds behind us.
READ THE FULL GRIPE →Running early? Green lights everywhere. Running late? Every signal turns red six seconds before I arrive. At this point I assume the traffic lights share information.
READ THE FULL GRIPE →A car moves three lanes over without signaling. No warning. No indication. Just a sudden decision that apparently the rest of us were expected to sense.
READ THE FULL GRIPE →The light turns green. Nothing happens. Five seconds pass. Eight seconds. Finally the car moves just as the light begins thinking about yellow.
READ THE FULL GRIPE →The key worked this morning. Now I'm standing in the hallway swiping it six different ways while the little light flashes red with increasing confidence.
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